Welcome to my Blog-erhood
For those of you wondering, the least enjoyable movie watching experience is watching Fargo, while your mom cooks something one room over, and with every gun shot yells out ‘IS THAT HIS WIFE?”.
The evolution of my ability to draw Homer.
The original Scarface asks only for your awareness of the social responsibility that the film industry plays in the general safety of our citizens.
(Runner up: Before there was Woodward and Bernstein, there was Howard Hughes and Scarface).
Watching Scarface with my computer plugged into a guitar amp.
Nine months ago (yep… in MARCH), I bought tickets to see Stephen Merchant do standup… figuring we would still be friends until the end of the year, Amir got on board… we both forgot for a while, but December crept up on us, and now we get to see Stephen Merchant talk about how tall he is NEXT WEEK! Amir- this is the end of our friendship. Hanukkah is going to be SO AWKWARD now.
Hey guys! Due to being generally bored at work, I’ve started my Famous Actors on Law and Order blog again!! First offender, DENNIS THE BEEPER KING!!!
(Side note: did you guys know that you can’t reblog from one of your blogs to another one of your blogs?!?! Just found that out today… I’m looking at you, Tumblr Technical Support)
<3 u nicole.
Dean Winters (aka Dennis the Beeper King from 30 Rock) as Mike Stoat
Law and Order: CI, Season 7, Episode 11: Purgatory (2008)
While on suspension, Goren takes a deep undercover assignment hoping that it will help him get back on the job. Meanwhile, Eames investigates a triple homicide which turns out to be related to Goren’s case.
(via pavblog & lawandorderactors)
Puns about Pie
My roomie and I made an apple pie last night, and decided to invite our friend Jeff to eat some… he hasn’t responded to any of our pie pun emails…
Jacob: yes, jeff if you want come and drop on “pie”
Jacob: i have a “filling” it’s going to be good
Me: Yes Jeff, please “dough” come over for some pie.
Jacob: “crust” assured it’s going to be good
Me: Its going to be such a “slice” time.
Things that make the local news in Southold, Long Island
Old woman died. A guy got a DWI.
Today there was an article in the NY Times style section about a girl that I went to high school with. She started her own handbag line with the ridiculous trust she inherited from being Perry Ellis’ only daughter. Here are a few great nuggets from the article:
“…said the golden-haired, green-eyed Ms. Ellis, sitting recently in the living room of her three-bedroom condominium on the Upper West Side, facing Central Park.” (emphasis added)
“She graduated from in 2007, traveled, and returned to Los Angeles, bored. “I was lacking something,” she said. “There was no passion in my life. I was living in L.A., with nothing to wake up for.” (read: I didn’t have anything to wake up for because I didn’t have a job like most post-graduates that REQUIRED I wake up for it).
“He hired her as a salesclerk at his Madison Avenue store, from December 2009 to May 2010. It was her first job.” (First job at age 25?)
“She has an office near her apartment, gets up, has breakfast, goes to the gym, and is at her desk by 11.” (By 11?! Damn, don’t work yourself too hard!)
- me: <-- watched a lot of 60s/70s musicals as a kid
- Alex: hahaha
- i only watch 60s-70s era musicals....
- ON ICE
- me: HA
- i like my musicals like i like my whiskey... ON ICE
- Alex: hahahahahahaha
- best joke
- you ever made
- me: i feel like we should stop being friends... its only going to be downhill from here
- Alex: probably true
Its my birthday.
This is what happens when my mom leaves her gmail on and my brother is at home for the weekend.
1970s Al Pacino… kind of a babe.
Congresswoman Donna Edwards quotes The White Stripes’ song “Effect and Cause”.
So basically, Jack White prevented the Govt shutdown, right?
