Two for one surgery?
Lasik first is offering a two for one laser eye surgery special… hmm…
December 2007
12 posts
Top Ten Albums Lists
Its that time of year, the best of 2007 lists!!! Pitchfork put up their Top 50 of 2007 today… and quite frankly, I’m nostalgic for 2006, when TV On The Radio’s Return to Cookie Mountain was clearly the best album of the year, and anyone who claimed it was “merely in the top 10” was a damned fool!
My top ten to come!
“You’re like a retarded person, with no fingers, typing with your tongue.”
—Shad to Robbie, about her IMing skills
The annual really awkward day after the Holiday Party
The Office Holiday Party is the opposite of Vegas, what happens at the Holiday Party gets around to everyone imaginable the next day. Ex: my coworker professing his love for one of my best friends who is no longer with the company was DEFINITELY told to her the next night at dinner.
How to Get a Record Deal
So, my friend Shad has an old friend that was living with him for a few months when this dude moved out to LA. While I never had the pleasure of meeting Fannis (we’ll call him), he’s quite a character, with pretty intense delusions of granduer.
This is how to get a record deal, according to Fannis:
Don , remember that side music messing around thing I told you about! I probably should not really send it out because it is not even right, but the meat of the song minus my vocals is almost there…we are going to have a finished track later in the week! just wanted to send if over to you for a laugh and if you have spare time, also these are some of the visuals I came up with! for your ears only…this is r-rated! http://humanxprmnt.com/neon_stilletos.mp3 BAND NAME - L.A. SUPERTRON GENERE - (EMOTECH) ELECTRO FUCKING POP ROCK MEMBERS Fan-Tron (Vocals,learning guitar/bass, action figure, maniac,Tron Stabilization, washed up skateboarder, stencil maker,Realist, political incorrect libertainerian,wave maker,pirate,introvert) Elle-Tron (Vocals, cutie, revolutionist, Zen master, veggie, out of the box thinker, drums,sweater of roommates when they take field trips to Watsonville, Stiletto-Breaker, cow bell chimer) R-Tron (Keyboards,guitar, drums, vocals, skin flutiest, music engineer, old school Colorado dude even though he’s not from Colorado,computer nerd, Sense-Beats, Cutmaster, emoteck creator, and sometimes quite the ladies man} SONGS ON THE FIRST ALBUM 1. L.A. SUPERTRON (ANTHEM) 2. NEON STILETTOS 3. JOHN CARPENTER IS TECHNO 4. BRASS KNUCKLES AT MIDNIGHT 5. EVOLUTION IS REVOLUTION 6. GETTING CRUNKED IN WATSONVILLE 7. SPAM-ARCKY oh and you don’t have to be pc to tell me what you think…and by all means I will not be quitting my day job anytime soon! Thanks again for the records…congrats on the wedding later Fannis
“I want to give her a tighty whitey wedgie until I rip her hemorrhoid apart!”
—Margot
Welcome to my Blog-erhood
There are ALL types of houses in this neighborhood… big ones, small ones, even medium sized ones! My house is a small one…
Hey there new friends. Welcome to my blog!! I’m fairly new at this whole “web log” thing, so please, be patient. Basically, my blog is here to chronicle the ridiculous things that seem to happen to me daily. I might look like your average 20something that is trying so desperately to reconcile not wanting to work for the man and having to pay her absurd NYC rent… but really, I lead a life full of insanely embarrasing moments and fantabulously awesome events!
Enjoy!!!
