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The Pixies- Broken Face
God, I love this band.
April 2008
21 posts
STOP CRYING!
I have a coworker that is a little intense, I like to imagine his relationship with the other guys in his office as a case of 1950s domestic abuse.
Anonymous Intense Coworker:
i work hard ALL DAY
and ALL I ASK OF YOU is to have dinner ready on time
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK!?
why are you crying?
STOP CRYING!
STOP CRYING!!!
smash
plate against the wall
SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU
i’m going to the bar with the boys
do you think that John’s wife pulls this shit?!
NO!
i was there las tnight
she had AN ENTIRE ROAST prepared
none of this microwavable bullshit
it was piping hot
I’ll be home late and this kitchen better be clean
and dont’ call your sister
What's for Dessert? →
nymag.com
There’s a new building at Barnard
Archie Toadstool strikes again
- Me:
- did you like my bday invite??
- Chris:
- Actually it turned me off the whole thing. Too many exclamation marks and ironic abbreviations that have postmodernly become unironic and regularly used.
- Chris:
- but maybe I'll swing by anyways.
I don't know where that came from or who it was
While having a perfectly civilized conversation with my coworker about whether or not Hayden Christensen’s character in Factory Girl was supposed to be Bob Dylan (I haven’t seen the movie, so I had to look up images) this happened:
Me:
i think it was supposed to be bob dylan
Tripp:
chilax sacajawea
Tripp:
I don’t know where that came from
or who that was
obviously not me
Best Fake Excuse Ever
- Me: pavla and i are having a joint bday party on may 3rd... save the date
- Amir: FUCK no
- Me: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??
- Amir: busy.
- Me: what?!
- Me: busy partying it up for our bdays!
- Amir: i have a dentist/theatre date
- Amir: with a girl i met on myspace
Scarlett Johansson's new song →
us.video.aol.com
Now, I was very very cynical about this project. But her new Tom Waits cover album is being produced by Dave Sitek (TV on the Radio) and David Bowie (ch’a, no introduction necessary) does sing backing vocals on this track… and I hate to say it, but its actually pretty good. Have a listen.
“Are you guys ever so stoned that in the middle of the night when you go to the bathroom, afterwards you’re not sure if you pulled down your pants or not?”
—I shall keep the source annonymous, cuz she might kill me, but she’s my favorite Asian.
There's a metaphor in there somewhere...
- Nicole: i can say party pooper tho in spanish
- so suck on that!
- Justin: yeah
- thats impressive
- Nicole: aqua fiesta
- water on the party
- Justin: i see
- all i know in german is 'nicht schiessen'
- don't shoot
- Nicole: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- there's some metaphor in here
- i just don't know where
My very first Muxtape!! →
nikkib.muxtape.com
Just a collection of songs I’ve been really into lately. Enjoy!!!
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Classic Pavla
- Me: i value your fashion opinion
- Pavla: hahaha
- Me: thats not a joke
- Pavla: i think "thats not a joke" is the most common phrase said to me
“the main difference between a hipster and a yuppie is hair color and employment… also, yuppies work for their money”
—Archie Toadstool (aka Chris who has been making fun of me for turning into a yuppy since I told him I was starting law school, and requested I refer to him by his “pen name”)
Listen
The Kills- Hook and Line
So into this album right now
Law school, here I come!
So, I’ve been in the process of applying to law school for a while now, but since it makes me feel boring and grown up, I don’t like to talk about it too much. But I’m officially starting school in a little over a month, two weeks after my last day at work! Basically, the first two weeks of May will be full of as much alcohol as possible. All other drinkers welcome.
PS- to all those friends that I love and see regularly, if you see a HINT of me becoming boring and no fun, punch me in the face. If nothing else, the black eye will make me cooler.
The things I overhear at work
My coworker Bridget (one of my most favoritist coworkers) has a 9 month old son. She is sitting a few seats away from me right now talking to another coworker, when I overheard him ask how old Rhys (her son) is, and then he said “so basically, he’s been out as long as he was in”. Ew.
“is there a phrase that goes “slowly slowly catch a monkey”?? sarah is claiming”
—Robbie (totally cracked me up today)
