Why I love my friends
me: OMG! TELL ME ABOUT THE SKITTLE PINATA!!!!
William: it exploded skittles
out of a unicorn
My friend Will got a pinata filled with loose skittles for his friend's birthday.
Nick has got me all figured out.
pavblog: Nicky: pavla I was thinking I think your sense of humor comes from your fobby upbringing did you know kat had a basset hound? and her parents named it “basket”? because basket sounds like basset it’s a pun, but it’s totally pointless it’s like a play on words with no underlying joke that’s exactly like all your jokes! p.s. now they have a...
me: on the phone w my parents. my dad just asked me about your classes
Nicky: oh welllll
I had a guest lecture today from judge kozinski
very high up
me: my dad says there are vampires in romania
Vampires and gypsies... COOLEST COUNTRY EVER.
Ring Tone Ideas
me: you know what would be a funny ringtone?
a police siren
me: just a side note
Warren: or a gun shot