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Dec 30th

My brother is a nerd

David: can we stop by my apt? 
 sam left a part of his xbox there 
me: okey dokey pokey
 mom is reading this im
 so don't say anything incriminating.
me: mom thinks that you are talking in code.
David: if i wanted to talk in code i would say this
me: that "part of his xbox" means drugs.
David: if(x=1 && y = 2)for(int x = 0; x++).
 echo string "I Hate my mom".
me: haha
 i'm blogging that
title: my brother is a nerd.
David: no don't blog that exactly, that was combining two different programming languages!.

Dec 28th

Watch

My brother just got back from Conan O’Brien’s holiday party. While he was pretty amped on how nice Conan is, we were both terribly disappointed that Andy Richter wasn’t there! He really wanted to tell Andy that Andy Richter Controls The Universe was such an amazing show! Here’s a great Any Richter clip that made me cry a little.

Dec 19th

Dec 18th

Even during finals... I still got it.

me: jacob and i ran into mark
 and his friend was like "everyone here is swedish? are you swedish?" to jacob
me: and i went "nope... he's DANISH!"
Madeline: LOL
me: and then i made everyone give me high fives
Madeline: soo good
 i wanna use that someday
me: mark was like "you could have been subtler..." and i was lke "psh, do you KNOW me? subtlety is NOT my thing"
Madeline: im goin to take a power nap
 can you take a lit break
 tiny one
me: i'll have to see...
Madeline: otay
me: i'll call you when i finish my exam
 when i FINNISH it!
 OHHHHHHH
 UP TOP!

Dec 17th

My Grandma lives next door to Conan O’Brien and I just found out that she got a personal invitation to his holiday party on Saturday… updates to come!

Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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josh heller!: Getting out of jury duty →

Another great way is to say that you hate the police, but that usually only works if its a criminal court house. heller: There is a misconception that the number one way to get out of jury duty is by saying something completely racist. That’s not really cool, because saying racist stuff even for show isn’t really cool. The completely cool way to get kicked off a jury is by stating that you are...

Dec 14th

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SPOILER ALERT: Don't read if you're doing NY Mag...

 Jacob is helping me with this week's crosswords... HUGE NERD ALERT.
me: what movie won best picture this year?
 i'm doing a crossword
me: the hurt locker
 figed it out
Jacob: oo tell me more
me: hmmmm
receptive student: 7 letters
 ends in NER
Jacob: learner
me: ooooo
 who wrote robinson crusoe?
 D_FO_
Jacob: defoe
 !
me: nuisances: _E_TS
Jacob: deets?
me: i don't think so...
 here's one i need
New version: _ EMA _
Jacob: are you sure it can't be deets?
 remake
me: are deets nuisances?
Jacob: yes!
 and remake!
 wait, i read that at nuances
 nvmnd
me: HAHAHA
 ok
 Paleness
  _ _ L _ OR
 palour?
 or however you spell that
Jacob: pallor
me: BOOYAH!
Jacob: brb
me: so nuisances was pests
 highest social class
 _ L _ _ E
update: _ L _ TE
 elite!
ardent fan: _ _ O _ _ R