I went to get a slice during the Lost finale, so I asked Tag to text me updates (neither of us have ever watched Lost).
Tag: They put jelly on a lady and it made her flash… forward?
A son of a bitch is going to destroy the island!
A man plucked another man’s gray hair. Now they are canoeing. Uh-oh. They found a man in the water. Don’t worry, he’s okay.
A showdown! Four against two. Now one against one. One swore to protect the bamboo forest. The other is going to kill that one.
The iPad is crazy powerful and magical.
Shrek wants to take his kids for McNuggets.
There was a mixup involving multiple Buzz Lightyears.
Me: What a dick Buzz is.
Tag: Yeah, that was fucked up Buzz. His friends were really worried about him.
A guy just stole a waterbrick full of fish.
Hmm. Now it’s all trees and shit.
Okay. Glowing cave. Guess this is pivotal.
Serious pep talk between the fat guy and the middle eastern guy.
Fat guy tricked the middle eastern guy into hooking up with some lady he already hooked up with.
The canoe guy wants this lady to come with them in their canoe. She shot at them and they got all sulky.
I guess… I guess everyone kinda knows everyone, but only kinda, but also very deeply?
You just missed, like two childbirths. And the band. You missed the band. They were fucking sweet.
Me: Why is she in a gown?
Tag: Because she was at the show. For some reason they decided to have the birth backstage.
I guess that’s what happens in the VIP.
NBD guy, but Max Weinberg (of The E Street Band and Late Night with Conan O’Brien fame) WENT TO MY LAW SCHOOL. Only for six weeks (because he’s smart and got out), but ya know… pretty chill, right?
Just bought the Daria dvd set, nbd but I’m VERY excited.
Me: wanna come over and swoon over trent?
Me: FEATURES A MYSTIK SPIRAL MUSIC VIDEO
ALSO THIS Featurette: Never before-seen Mystik Spiral spin-off script
me: pavla and i are going to watch it and swoon over trent
Cassie: I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THIS AT YOUR HOUSE
me: who we both had crushes on
Cassie: AHHH I WANT IN
trent was like my first crush
my first celebrity crush
me: ME TOO!
- <3 my friends.
- Cassie: hahahahhaha
- i want you to notice how many LONG strings of "ha's" there have been in this conversation
- me: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I should start a blog where all I do is post ridiculous things my mom does. Here’s an email I got this morning:
Good luck on the paper. Did I tell you that I ordered a treadmill from Sears? They are supposed to deliver it tomorrow, I remember you told me that it was a milestone when your parents turn your bedroom into an exercise room!!! But I’m putting the treadmill in David’s room- which he doesn’t use (except when you are both here) so I don’t know the significance of this event.