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irondavy:

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I’d like to tell you that this represents the apex of a series of exchanged attempts (between myself and the quoted) at movie monster sex jokes, ranging from horrible to fantastic. Let’s take a walk…

• The seed: How do you get a mummy turned on? Pharaoh moans.
• The unfortunate…

So, last year, my friend bought tickets to the Pavement reunion shows and called to ask me if I wanted to go, while I was in the car with my parents. As I responded “UM, YES! I WILL GO WITH YOU TO A SHOW IN SEPTEMBER 2010, EVEN THOUGH IT IS CURRENTLY SEPTEMBER 2009!!!”, my mom freaked out and said “WHAT?! next year is your grandmother’s 85th birthday! What if we do something and we want you to fly home?!”

The moral of this story should be that my mom is a totally insane person; except, since September 2009, my cousin got engaged and planned his wedding in Paris for this weekend, so I had to give up my ticket to the Central park show. BUT THEY PLAYED THE WATERFRONT LAST NIGHT WHICH WAS AMAZING! So the moral of the story is that my mom is slightly less insane then I thought in September 2009, and I WIN.