March 2011
7 posts
Sandwich humor
Jed: I MADE MYSELF AN INCREDIBLE SANDWICH TODAY. IT WAS VERY AMAZING.
Me: Tell me more.
Jed: well you see
Me: this sounds like the begnning of the birds and bees talk
"well, you see, when a man loves a woman"
Jed: ha
no
Me: "he gets a fresh loaf of sourdough bread"
"and he slices it at medium thickness"
Jed: WHEN A MAN LOVES A SANDWICH, NOBODY CAN TELL HIM HES WRONG
Me: ah yes, the forbidden love
Jed: GIVE UP HIS BEST FRIEND, IF THE SANDWICH WANTS HIM TO
yours is the better joke
Me: bros before doughs
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
