Nine months ago (yep… in MARCH), I bought tickets to see Stephen Merchant do standup… figuring we would still be friends until the end of the year, Amir got on board… we both forgot for a while, but December crept up on us, and now we get to see Stephen Merchant talk about how tall he is NEXT WEEK! Amir- this is the end of our friendship. Hanukkah is going to be SO AWKWARD now.