Read it, Love it, Live it... then read it again.
Mar 7 '11
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Jed:
I MADE MYSELF AN INCREDIBLE SANDWICH TODAY. IT WAS VERY AMAZING.
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Me:
Tell me more.
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Jed:
well you see
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Me:
this sounds like the begnning of the birds and bees talk
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"well, you see, when a man loves a woman"
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Jed:
ha
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no
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Me:
"he gets a fresh loaf of sourdough bread"
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"and he slices it at medium thickness"
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Jed:
WHEN A MAN LOVES A SANDWICH, NOBODY CAN TELL HIM HES WRONG
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Me:
ah yes, the forbidden love
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Jed:
GIVE UP HIS BEST FRIEND, IF THE SANDWICH WANTS HIM TO
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yours is the better joke
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Me:
bros before doughs
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
